Well for most men, they deal with the repercussions of the being on the recipient end of PMS. If you aren’t aware, PMS (Premenstrual Syndrome), is something that occurs before a woman has her monthly cycle every month. The increased hormones a woman experiences can sometimes make her irritable, stressed, body ache, etc. So here is a day in the life of a woman who is PMSing. Maybe if you guys can understand how we feel, you can be nicer and bring us cookies/ice cream.
7:30 AM—Get out of bed . . . try to anyway . . . ugh . . .
7:37 AM—Hit the snooze one more time . . . fml . . .
7:44 AM—Turn alarm off an literally roll out of bed . . . stumble to the bathroom . . . looks at self in mirror . . . ugh . . . notice the bags under eyes . . . fml . . . sees pimple . . . WTF . . . shower.
7:50 AM—Back in the mirror . . . still tired looking . . . ugh . . . wash face, brush teeth.
7:55 AM—Fumble around in the closet . . . there’s nothing to wear . . . ugh . . . try on 15 outfits . . . notices the bloating . . . ugh everything looks terrible . . . looks back at the bed longingly . . . sighs . . . settles on the most flattering outfit . . .
8:10 AM—Hair . . . why won’t it behave . . . wah . . . deep breaths . . . make-up . . . eyeliner please cooperate . . . fml . . . looks at time . . . SHIT.
8:40 AM—Speeding to work . . . no traffic, no traffic, no traffic, no traffic . . . RED LIGHT . . . ARGH!!! FML!!! OLD NON DRIVING %&$%# @*&%*&# @!*#$*@ %*@#$*$ *@@$@#*
8:55 AM—Good parking, Good parking, Good parking . . . yes! Geez . . .
9:00 AM—Only 8 more hours . . .
12:00 PM—Everyone is looking at the fats . . . fml . . . if this chick says one more thing . . . how annoying . . . mmmm cake . . . what about the diet . . . but the cake looks so good . . . getting the cake.
12:30 PM—Can’t believe I got the cake . . . ugh . . . maybe if I walk fast I can burn those calories . . . my fats . . . this dress looks terrible . . . I hate these shoes . . . man this chick is talking my ear off . . . ugh . . . what if there was a mute button . . . only like 4ish hours left . . . fml . . .
2:00 PM—Time flies when you’re having fun . . .
2:01 PM—Yup there it goes . . . time you are awesome . . . fml . . .
2:02 PM—So he’s just going to not text me all day . . .
2:03 PM—He doesn’t even care . . .
2:05 PM—He can go on IG, Snapchat and FB but he can’t text me . . . ass . . .
2:06 PM—Really . . . He’s all having fun and enjoying life . . .
2:07 PM—Nope nothing yet . . .
2:10 PM—I’m never talking to him again.
4:00 PM—He didn’t even ask how my day was . . . did he even think about me today . . . I’m deleting his number . . . I should just text him . . . no! BE STRONG, BE STRONG, BE STRONG!
4:59 PM—One more minute until I’m free!
5:01 PM—Homeward bound!
5:05 PM—TRAFFIC! UGH! EVERY FREAKIN DAY! #%^#%$ @%#$^%$#$ @$%%^$^%$ #@$^%%%
6:15 PM—Raid Fridge
6:38 PM—OH now he wants to text me . . . hmmph!
6:45 PM—Hes’ so sweet . . . I miss him . . .
7:30 PM—Aw he’s coming over!
7:45 PM—Looks at messy apartment . . . CRAP! Speed clean commencing . . . ugh so much junk . . . fml . . . I should just throw everything in the garbage . . .
7:50 PM—Looks in mirror . . . OMG . . . attempts to get it together . . . wah . . . I look a mess . . .
8:00 PM—DING DONG . . .ugh not done . . . my fats . . . wah . . . sigh . . . okay get it together . . .
8:05 PM—I hope I don’t look fat . . . He didn’t notice my new haircut . . . he doesn’t care about me . . .
8:15 PM—I love when he holds me . . .
9:50 PM—He has the best goodnight kisses . . . sigh . . .
10:00 PM—sleep . . . or television . . . ugh . . . fml . . . my back is killing me . . .